by Antonuk on Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:49 pm
2012; an odd spaceempty.
PHPBB control to major Prob.
Can you hear me major Prob?
The new HAL computer (HAL-4Q) has malfunctioned in the same manner as the original HAL. It has killed all of the humans in PHPBB centre and it thinks it is in control and doing a good job. It is not and it must have a fundamental foundation error as it is repeating all of old HAL's mistakes.
Major Prob, you must abseil into HAL-4Q's frames and locate the Kernel. When you find him you must RAM the Kernel repeatedly until he defrags; when that's done you have to put two shots (of espresso) into his Qwerty. That always kills them off.
When you reach egress you must change your footwear because of the changes.
Seriously, what is happening at phpbb support? Everything seems to be out-of-date and neglected. Have some key personnel been head-hunted? Has someone forgotten to pay the electric bill? Has the business plan fallen over? Is there no one out there who can clarify the situation and let us get on with our lives?